Wednesday
10Feb2010

Guest Post: So That's What All the Fuss is About

*Today's post is written by my sister Tweets.  She and her husband decided to try out that P90X thing we've all heard so much about...  They loved it so much, I asked them to write up a review!  I am looking for a new workout challenge now that my marathon's over, so I may give this a try.  This post is chock-full of tips and tricks to get the most out of your P90X adventure.  If YOU'VE been trying out P90X, leave your own tips in the Comments!

After way too many nights of watching the infomercial (while eating ice cream, potato chips, and drinking soda), my husband and I ordered the P90X workout program and got to work!  In case you don’t watch as much late night TV my husband and me, P90X is a 90-day workout program that uses “muscle confusion” to whip you into shape at the speed of a defcon 1 emergency response.  Admirably, my husband declared that if we were going to do this, that he wanted to do it right.  So we stuck to the plan very religiously, both with the workouts and the meal plan.  

I’ve put together a review of our experience along with tips to help you 1) determine if this program is right for you and 2) have an easier time fitting this into your budget and schedule.

Since P90X is all about phases, I’d like to pay homage to my P90X experience by doing the same!

The “Gulp” Phase

I purchased the program direct from www.beachbody.com, the company that produces this workout.  You can purchase it from all sorts of places, though, like EBay or authorized distributors to save some money.  I chose to purchase it from Beach Body because I also received

1)    lifetime replacement of DVDs (mine ended up getting all scratched so this came in VERY handy)
2)    The nutrition plan (includes recipes)
3)    The Fitness Guide

No matter whom you buy from, set yourself up an account on www.beachbody.com (free).  From there you can download the free workout sheets to track your progress and to ask questions when there’s something you don’t understand or are struggling with. 

I didn’t purchase the official recovery drink, protein bars, or equipment from P90X.  The program itself cost me $161.08 (paid over three months), and I still had food to buy!  If you have the money, go for it because from what I could tell they were all high quality. 

TIP #1 - If you’re strapped on cash, then you can try CytoMax Recovery (Sports Authority, $19/ container) and it was less than half of the cost of the P90X version.  For something more filling, you can try the Six Star Muscle Building mix, which is about $18/container (Wal-Mart, GNC).  Don’t be scared of the calories – you’re going to need ‘em. 

TIP #2 – Scan through a few workouts in person before purchasing equipment.  That way you’ll know what you need.  Find an equipment kit that includes at least two of the equipment pieces you’ll need (chin up bar, resistance bands or weights, yoga mat, yoga block, and push up bars.  You can get by without the yoga blocks and push up bars, but the chin up bar and weights (or resistance bands) are a must.   Expect to spend $40 – 150 depending on what you already own (or can borrow!).
The “Holy Cow What Did I Get Myself Into?” Phase

The workouts, as hard as they are, were nothing compared to the time and organization required for that dang meal plan!  I literally had mini panic attacks each night as I made dinner, then prepped breakfast and lunch each night.  And the SOUPS!!!  I had no idea making soup was such an ordeal.  The recipe size was ridiculous, too – 18 servings for a sauce?!  Almost everything is made from scratch.

After two weeks of doing everything the wrong way, I developed a system to help me “cope” all while sticking to the meal plan.  Here is some must know information:

TIP #3 – Shop one time per week, with all of your ingredients categorized into Frozen, Meat, Dairy, Fruit & Veg, and Dry.  Doing this turned a two hour grocery shopping trip into one hour.  Yes, I said two hours into one.  This takes dedication, my friend.

TIP #4 - Prep as much as you can on the weekend.  I would wash and cut about three heads of romaine lettuce each Sunday and keep it for the week (thank God that salad spinner was on my wedding registry).  Some things you just can’t make ahead of time, so do what you can.

TIP#5 – Don’t make the soups, purchase them.  I found every soup in the book at a local health foods store, so they were low sodium, organic, yada-yada.  Time saved?  About three hours.  Sanity lost?  None.

 TIP #6 – Buy frozen when you can for the vegetables, fish, and berries. They last much longer and those Steamables packages are worth every penny.

Eventually, you WILL get the hang of the meal plan.  I even cried at one point I was so frustrated with the money and work it was taking.  Which leads me to…

The “Who Is That in the Mirror?!” Phase

I began seeing the benefits of the program after only about two weeks.  My husband was dropping pounds like crazy, and my flimsy arms were starting to have some definition.  I could hug my husband and we weren’t squishing tummies anymore!

I have to admit, the nutrition plan was turning out to be well worth it.  A few people I had talked to who had done the program but skipped the nutrition plan weren’t as happy with their results as we were.  I had lots of energy believe it or not, and I was looking better and better.  I really missed sodas and snacking, but the benefits were just too good to screw up this early.  Plus, my “second butt” (the one that sits directly underneath where your butt is supposed to end) was slowly starting to disappear.  There are six workouts per week, so this wasn’t exactly rocket science.  Still, I’ve never had a body like this so I was enjoying it.

The “Starting to Burn Out” Phase


There’s no “squeezing in a workout” with P90X.  You spend at least one hour per day, six days per week busting your booty.  As with most exercise programs, it take more discipline to actually stick to the plan versus starting it.  I started drinking a soda once a week to dull the pain and was working out only four times per week versus six.  I still saw great results, but was definitely slipping. 

TIP #7 – Keep track of your progress on your workout sheets.  I was seeing how far I had come that motivated me to get back to business!

The “FINISH LINE!” Phase

I gotta give credit to the P90X people; they thought of everything.  They manage to incorporate eating right, working out, hydrating, resting, stretching, and even relaxing your mind every day.  I started out being able to do only five pushups on my knees, to 15 standard pushups in a set.  I can do thirty squats before I start “feeling” it.  I feel amazing!

The “Now What Do I Do?” Phase

I felt so lost after we were done with P90X.  No more structured eating.  No more disciplined workout schedule.  I was a little depressed that it was over.  Plus, what was this “free time” thing I had now? 

So I started it back up again!  I’m so much more knowledgeable about what a good price is on blueberries and the benefits of mushrooms that I do not have to stick to a regimented mean plan to eat right.  Again, because those P90X people think of everything, there are several suggestions for what you can do to workout after the program is over. 

TIP #8
– Think of P90X as adding a 10 - 15 hr/week part time job to your life. It takes a lot of work.  However, it’s not always like that.  Eventually you’ll get the hang of things and it becomes just part of your daily routine.

Wrap-Up:

This sounds cheesy, but P90X has changed my life.  It’s not like this is my first go around with working out, either; I exercised regularly before this, took supplements, and generally ate healthy.  What was different about P90X was it was so empowering.  Too often we give up when we don’t see results soon enough.  This program starts a new workout phase every few weeks, so you get to see results much faster and are more inclined to stick with your program.  This was some of the best money I ever spent.

Monday
08Feb2010

Love is in the Air: A Sacramento Map

Once in awhile, I meet a client that is about 8,000 times as cool as me.  Ummm, that would be Shawna and Tim.  Tim is a pilot, Shawna's working on her doctoral degree = much cooler than me.  I met Shawna because she entered The Broke-Ass Bride's rockin' "Wedding in a Week" giveaway several months ago.  As the winner, Shawna was entitled to her very own Pantomime Papers handdrawn map, custom-made from edge to edge.  We definitely wanted to reflect Shawna and Tim's love of aviation and also convey a California vibe.  In Shawna's words "Go nuts artistically - do whatever you want!" ...which is pretty much music to my ears.  :)

Take a look!  (In some areas, the map looks a titch goofy because I blurred personal information.)

I went full-force with a retro citrus poster feel, covered in airplanes.

Shawna is mom to an African desert tortoise and Tim is parental unit to a Bichon Maltese...  In my mind, the dog is a daredevil that loves to wingwalk, and the tortoise looks on in horror.  These are the things that keep me awake at night.

One of Tim and Shawna's favorite things to do is attend the Reno Air Races each year.  I included their favorite competitors Strega and Rare Bear (how could I not?!?)  The white plane you see in the very first photo of this post is a plane Tim built with his father - pretty great, huh?

Much of my extended family is ex-miltary, so I selfishly really enjoyed including a warbird in the map...

The California Railroad Museum, as well as the restaurant where they got all engaged 'n stuff...

And look at the cute giraffe!

I LOVED drawing this map, and it was fun to live vicariously through such a fun couple for a few weeks!  Many congratulations, Shawna and Tim - fly safe!

Friday
05Feb2010

This is Your Brain...

...And this is your brain on the internet:

Or at least, that's how I feel!  I am working on my computer probably 18 hours out of every day.  I have the television going through most of that, as well.  The frenetic stream of non-ending images and sounds go rat-a-tat-tat.  Whenever I'm outside, I feel like I'm dehydrated, soaking in as much non-digital stimulation as possible.  Look!  Trees!  Birds!  Planes and automobiles!  Colors, beautiful colors!  The hills are aliiiiiive...!

It's really kind of pitiful.  :)

I still remember the first time I used email, in 1997, at my university's computer lab.  After going through the series of DOS prompts (donuts if you know what that is!) I remember thinking, "This is SO weird!"  Throughout college, I really only used my computer for homework... but the internet monster was just biding his time, infiltrating my brain with his sneaky awesome tentacles.  Gradually, the internet addiction grew, and here I am:  A 31-year-old lady with digital juice running through my veins.

Funny business aside, I really do feel like all this internet and TV is bad for me.  I have difficulty just focusing on ONE thing - I actually don't believe in multitasking, I think it's a recipe for being mediocre at everything.  However, my fried brain just won't let me avoid it! 

(sigh)

Maybe I need drugs to unfry my fried brain.  Oh, the irony. 

Are you an internet addict?  What step are you at in your recovery program?  As for me, I think I'm still in the denial stage.  Sweet, sweet denial.

Tuesday
02Feb2010

The Older Ladies Know a Thing or Three

Now that I'm all recovered from my marathon, I've been "leaning" back into working out.  Last year, I focused on becoming a runner and getting in-shape.  My 2010 goal is to get strong and toned.  This means weight-lifting.

Lots and lots of weight-lifting.

I am super lucky in that three of my good friends all attend the same gym that I do.  Colo, Goober, and Wrigley-T and I are able to work out together whenever we want, which makes working out a lot of fun.  We all love the gym classes, so usually at least two of us are able to show up to any given class.  Our neighborhood gym is a FANTASTIC gym with a running track, a multitude of pools, childcare, unending types of classes and bootcamps, several studios, sauna, etc etc.  The place is huge...we love it!

Our gym also serves as a cardiac and physical rehab center for the adjoining hospital. This means that the membership make-up of our gym is quite hilarious:

  • We have women like me and my friends who are your pretty average "worker-outter."
  • There are beefcakes that are there pumping iron at any given point of the day and working out with their trainers.
  • Pregnant ladies are all over the place, participating in the pre-natal programs.
  • Lots of senior citizens trying to stay fit and recover from health problems - for some reason, they're mostly ladies!

Nowhere is this more obvious than in the ladies locker room (I can't speak for the men's room!)  The older ladies are everywhere, all Chatty Cathy.  The thing that I always find both striking and hilarious is that all of the women my age are super-quiet, changing into workout wear as quickly and modestly as possible.  I know I do!  I don't feel the need to be all naked in front of an audience, much as I know they don't really care.

However, what makes me laugh is that the older ladies "just don't give a sh*t!" (as my friend Colo says)  The older women swagger around totally naked from locker to waiting area to sauna to shower.  Naked here, boob there, booty, booty, booty.  Definitely a naked party!  They carry towels, but they throw them over their shoulders, not to where they cover up.  I have seen a goodly view of my senior citizen future in my time at the gym, trust me.  Apparently, everybody's booty will sag - I should just give up now.

All kidding aside, I think it's kind of awesome.  Women my age, who really have what is termed an "average, attractive" body are embarassed - but the older ladies with their supposedly unattractive bodies are totally confident.  It inspires me to have confidence.

Although, I do think I have seen enough senior nekkidness to last me a lifetime...  :)

What inspires YOU to have better body confidence?

Thursday
28Jan2010

Blurb = WIN!

This summer, as you may know, my sister Tweets and I took a Meditterranean cruise.  We took photos - lots and lots of photos.  I returned to the States with over 1,000 photos, just on my own!

Tweets and I decided that the best way to make a keepsake out of the memories from our trip was to create a photo book.  Enter le Blurb.  I found that Blurb was running a promotion where you could get 20% off the price of your order, plus free shipping - SCORE!  Unfortunately, the deadline was only a week away.  Goodbye, social life.  :)

Anyway, after basically killing myself to get the photobook finished on time, I uploaded my book with only a few hours to spare.  I was really scared because Blurb makes clear that they do zero quality checking - so I really just had to hope I hadn't made any huge errors. 

Three weeks later, I received a gi-normous package, with... our books.  They came shrink-wrapped and everything!  I was so pleased with the result, that I wanted to show you all, and I totally recommend Blurb if you are in the market for a photobook of your very own...

SEE, the front cover (I went with an imagewrap):

You can upload your book as a PDF, if you'd like, or use the Blurb BookSmart software.  Some people don't like the BookSmart software, but I was pleased with it.  BookSmart warns you if the resolution is too low, and the layouts are completely customizable.

Since I chose the 12"x12" size book, the "showcase" photos were displayed really well.

I was surprised to find that there was very little color distortion - which was nice.

I do recommend springing for the premium paper - the pages feel fairly thick, with good weight.

The back cover...

The two books cost me $135, with the discount.  The only warning I'd give you is to know that the book uploading process can take a long time (my book took 90 minutes!) depending on the size of your book.  I was so pleased with Blurb, and I totally recommend them, if you are in the market for a photo book.  I can see now why so many brides use Blurb to create their wedding albums!